Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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