I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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