hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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