i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
