talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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