I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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