I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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