I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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