my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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