why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
porn star boner night. come get it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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