so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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