I wish i was in the wii world.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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