You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
