If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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