Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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