What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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