was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
