Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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