Kiss
Puke
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I wish they made helmets for livers.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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