capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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