All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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