you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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