Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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