Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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