His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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