Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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