i think my mom watched the whole time
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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