Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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