I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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