Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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