I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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