The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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