I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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