Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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