Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
