Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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