I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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