She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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