The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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