So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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