I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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