You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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