the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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