hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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