you traded sex for a burrito?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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