I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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