Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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