question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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