Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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