3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
