VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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