No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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