Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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