don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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