If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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