I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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