i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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