So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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