so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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